Posts Tagged ‘stupid questions’
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13 Things You Need To Know Before Ordering A Drink On An Airplane
OK, I am going to break it down for you. Don’t be an asshole when you fly. Entering an aircraft is no excuse to lose all common sense yet many of you do so. Ordering a drink is a fairly simple process, please don’t make it ...
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Hi, I’m Jane. You Don’t Know Who the Fuck I Am But Give Me Free Tickets. Now.
Shortly after multiple (and ignored) Facebook friend requests from a complete stranger called Jane, I received the following private messages. I have not altered them in any way other than to ”X” out a few identifiers. Oh, ...
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Faking Orgasms>Faking Disability
Hey fakers! Don’t ask for a wheelchair when you’re perfectly ambulatory just so your lazy ass can board the plane first without walking those exhausting 20 feet. Here’s the thing, first on = last off. So when ...
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Letter Of Apology To The Flying Public (From Flight Attendants)
This “letter of apology” was originally posted by an anonymous flight attendant on Airiners.net. To whoever you are, thank you. I could not have said it any better!! “To the Flying Public: WeR...
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Stories From Hell; The West Palm Beach Edition
The following conversation took place in the back galley after landing in West Palm Beach while waiting to deplane. Stuck up bitch-ass lady in second to last row: “Ummm, why don’t you just open the back door so I can leave ...
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BREAKING NEWS; The Search For Row 1
BREAKING NEWS!! Man boards plane and walks to back galley to ask where Row 1 is.
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Dear Passengers, Here are the Answers to ALL of Your (Dumb-Ass) Inflight Questions!
A recent conversation with a handsome young stew sparked the following blog entry. Regardless of where we are in the world, or what we are doing during the flight — here are your answers: Q: What River is that down...
