Posts Tagged ‘rude’
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13 Things You Need To Know Before Ordering A Drink On An Airplane
OK, I am going to break it down for you. Don’t be an asshole when you fly. Entering an aircraft is no excuse to lose all common sense yet many of you do so. Ordering a drink is a fairly simple process, please don’t make it ...
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If You Have the Nerve to Use These Noxious Items During a Flight, You’re an Asshole.
OK, but seriously…who would think that it is remotely acceptable to use such items inside of an enclosed metal tube with recirculated air?! Nail Polish. For the love of God, do NOT paint your nails during a flight. Everyo...
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Hi, I’m Jane. You Don’t Know Who the Fuck I Am But Give Me Free Tickets. Now.
Shortly after multiple (and ignored) Facebook friend requests from a complete stranger called Jane, I received the following private messages. I have not altered them in any way other than to ”X” out a few identifiers. Oh, ...
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BREAKING NEWS; Kid Figures Out Lav
BREAKING NEWS!! 7-year old uses lavatory, flushes the toilet, washes hands AND closes the door behind him. 43-year old man after him does none of the above.
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I LIKE MY FUCKING JOB!!
What is so fucking difficult for you to understand? I’m not a dumb-ass. If I hated my job, guess what? I WOULDN’T FUCKING DO IT!! (shit, that’s a lot of “fucks”) Evidently there are a few of you that are unaware of ho...
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Totally Turbulent Times
So just a heads up for you passengers traveling during severe turbulence, please do us all a favor and don’t be a fucking asshole. On my last trip during the beverage service we were hit with some fairly severe turbulence due...
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How Not to be an Asshole When Traveling with Children
After listening to one of my favorite podcasts For Crying Out Loud today, I was inspired to write a little something about air travel with children. I’d like to start off with a lovely story involving my BFF, who also...
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Crack is Whack, Especially on an Airplane.
The story I am about to share with you is 100% true. Yes, this actually happened – although you probably won’t believe me. So a few days ago I only had 2 legs to get home and finish my hellish 4-day long Thanksgiving trip. ...
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Faking Orgasms>Faking Disability
Hey fakers! Don’t ask for a wheelchair when you’re perfectly ambulatory just so your lazy ass can board the plane first without walking those exhausting 20 feet. Here’s the thing, first on = last off. So when ...
Editorial
Seven of Sassy’s Top Travel Tips
Today’s air travel is enough to make you find a secluded bathroom stall in the terminal where you can quietly hang yourself with your own belt. In order to prevent devastated family members and PTSD for the custodian discover...
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If It Doesn’t Fit — JUST. FUCKING. STOP.
My inner dialogue every time I watch someone trying to squeeze a large bag into a bin that everyone else on the plane can see will NOT fit: “round hole square peg round hole square peg round hole square peg” ...
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Would You Like a Little Vag With Your Beverage?
Imagine my horror as I sat in the last row of a CRJ-200 non-reving home today and found out that vags were part of the in-flight entertainment. As most of you are probably aware, this regional jet is not a particularly large ai...
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Letter Of Apology To The Flying Public (From Flight Attendants)
This “letter of apology” was originally posted by an anonymous flight attendant on Airiners.net. To whoever you are, thank you. I could not have said it any better!! “To the Flying Public: WeR...
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BREAKING NEWS; Do Not Enter
BREAKING NEWS!! Opening a galley curtain that is CLOSED FOR PRIVACY (probably so your stew can quickly eat their only meal of the day) is the equivalent of me barging into your office without knocking. STOP. IT. NOW. ASSHOLE.
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BREAKING NEWS; I’m Better Than You
BREAKING NEWS!! Extremely douchey businessman loudly declares that he flies more than the entire crew combined. Said crew then explodes into excessive laughter and advises him to kindly go fuck himself.
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BREAKING NEWS; The Beverage Edition
BREAKING NEWS!! During our beverage service I approach a seat bank, make direct eye contact with a female passenger, say hello and ask her what she would like to drink. Before she could reply her rude-ass male seat mate complet...
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Sassy Helpful Hint; Excess Baggage
Sassy Helpful Hint If there is a bag or item in the overhead bin and it isn’t yours, DON’T FUCKING MOVE IT! (P.S. If said bag says “CREW” all over it AND you have the balls to touch it, I will cut you)
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Stories From Hell; The West Palm Beach Edition
The following conversation took place in the back galley after landing in West Palm Beach while waiting to deplane. Stuck up bitch-ass lady in second to last row: “Ummm, why don’t you just open the back door so I can leave ...
Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That
How Do You Say GO FUCK YOURSELF in French?
I hope the raging bitch that I encountered on a trip to a French-speaking country today reads this shit. It may not sound like much, but for me it was enough to make me want to pull her hair out by her horrific dark roots. I wa...
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My Hellish Flight as a Passenger Today
I was flying home, plenty of open seats, on my own airline, so of course all is well. Or so I thought… So I am sitting in the last row (my preference) and the seats do not recline. For me that really is no biggie, so whatevs....
