Posts Tagged ‘dumb questions’
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13 Things You Need To Know Before Ordering A Drink On An Airplane
OK, I am going to break it down for you. Don’t be an asshole when you fly. Entering an aircraft is no excuse to lose all common sense yet many of you do so. Ordering a drink is a fairly simple process, please don’t make it ...
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Hi, I’m Jane. You Don’t Know Who the Fuck I Am But Give Me Free Tickets. Now.
Shortly after multiple (and ignored) Facebook friend requests from a complete stranger called Jane, I received the following private messages. I have not altered them in any way other than to ”X” out a few identifiers. Oh, ...
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“I’ll Just Have A Coke”
So what the fuck is up with putting an “I’ll just have” in front of your drink request? Me: “Would you like a beverage, Ma’am?” Passenger: “I’ll just have a Coke” Me: “...
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS; The Beverage Edition
BREAKING NEWS!! During our beverage service I approach a seat bank, make direct eye contact with a female passenger, say hello and ask her what she would like to drink. Before she could reply her rude-ass male seat mate complet...
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Stories From Hell; The West Palm Beach Edition
The following conversation took place in the back galley after landing in West Palm Beach while waiting to deplane. Stuck up bitch-ass lady in second to last row: “Ummm, why don’t you just open the back door so I can leave ...
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS; The Search For Row 1
BREAKING NEWS!! Man boards plane and walks to back galley to ask where Row 1 is.
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Dear Passengers, Here are the Answers to ALL of Your (Dumb-Ass) Inflight Questions!
A recent conversation with a handsome young stew sparked the following blog entry. Regardless of where we are in the world, or what we are doing during the flight — here are your answers: Q: What River is that down...
