Posts Tagged ‘blogging’
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Faking Orgasms>Faking Disability
Hey fakers! Don’t ask for a wheelchair when you’re perfectly ambulatory just so your lazy ass can board the plane first without walking those exhausting 20 feet. Here’s the thing, first on = last off. So when ...
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Let’s Play a Game!!
It’s called the “Let me come to your office and plop my fat ass down in the middle of it preventing you from doing your job” game! Here’s how to play: First you wait until office guy quickly sits ...
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A Love Letter to 2011 and YOU! Buckle Up for an Even Sassier New Year…
*If this is your first time visiting our site I beg of you to go check out another post or two as this one is not indicative of the site AT ALL. I promise the rest is vaguely comical* A Love Letter to 2011 and YOU! Buckl...
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Stories From Hell; The West Palm Beach Edition
The following conversation took place in the back galley after landing in West Palm Beach while waiting to deplane. Stuck up bitch-ass lady in second to last row: “Ummm, why don’t you just open the back door so I can leave ...
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Guest Blogging For the New Year!
I’m very excited to announce that I will now be hosting one guest blog per month (possibly more, depending on how much you bitches need to rant). If you are a flight attendant, pilot, or passenger and have travel-related stor...
