patiently waiting for her big book deal, Sassy Stew continues flying the not-so-friendly skies gathering as much material as possible.
Sassy is also a television segment producer, a frequent guest on numerous podcasts, has been featured in magazines globally and is a freelance journalist with her own column on Zooey Deschanel’s website HelloGiggles.com.
On occasion she enjoys speaking of herself in the third person.
A few more Sassy tidbits:
All of that shit about being a former cop, paramedic, stay at home mom and know-it-all is unfortunately true.
In addition, I happen to be your typical pain in the ass, elitist and narcissistic asshole.
I was raised on Mel Brooks.
My time in the 80′s was spent eating my fair share of Vivarin and spraying the shit out of my hair with Sun-In.
Food is my biggest vice although I also enjoy talking, a LOT.
I really like cake.
As I child I frequented television and movie sets with my father.
I enjoy roller-skating.
I’m a total social media whore.
I adore all things Indian and can speak a fair amount of Hindi.
Mark Wahlberg once touched my ass at a hotel bar outside of Boston.
My dream job is to one day become a physician. If it ever happens I will be probably be 70.
Sarah Silverman is my hero.