About Sassy

While patiently waiting for her big book deal, Sassy Stew continues flying the not-so-friendly skies gathering as much material as possible.

Sassy is also a television segment producer, a frequent guest on numerous podcasts, has been featured in magazines globally and is a freelance journalist with her own column on Zooey Deschanel’s website HelloGiggles.com.

On occasion she enjoys speaking of herself in the third person.

A few more Sassy tidbits:

All of that shit about being a former cop, paramedic, stay at home mom and know-it-all is unfortunately true.

In addition, I happen to be your typical pain in the ass, elitist and narcissistic asshole.

I was raised on Mel Brooks.

My time in the 80′s was spent eating my fair share of Vivarin and spraying the shit out of my hair with Sun-In.

Food is my biggest vice although I also enjoy talking, a LOT.

I really like cake.

As I child I frequented television and movie sets with my father.

I enjoy roller-skating.

I’m a total social media whore.

I adore all things Indian and can speak a fair amount of Hindi.

Mark Wahlberg once touched my ass at a hotel bar outside of Boston.

My dream job is to one day become a physician. If it ever happens I will be probably be 70.

Sarah Silverman is my hero.

The end.