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Posted May 24, 2012 by Sassy Stew in Rants
 
 

If It Doesn’t Fit — JUST. FUCKING. STOP.

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OJWithGlovesOn

 

My inner dialogue every time I watch someone trying to squeeze a large bag into a bin that everyone else on the plane can see will NOT fit:

 

“round hole square peg round hole square peg round hole square peg”

“Still not fitting”

“Fuck I hate Tetris”

“The bin isn’t ‘too small’ — your fancy, (now expanded) bag is too big”

“I will bet anyone on this plane $100 that the bitch is saying ‘I fly with this bag all the time’ right now

“No, I don’t have a magic wand that will make it fit after you walk away and leave it hanging 3 feet out of the bin for me to deal with”

“That shit did NOT fit on your last flight, asshole”

“Nope, trying 14 times while 100 people stand behind you still won’t make it work”

“Gotta admire the tenacity of this dumbass”

“I’m not even getting paid right now”

“Would I be breathing if my head just exploded?”

“FUCK. ME.”

 

 

 

“…the amount you fly doesn’t make the bag smaller or the bin bigger. Just look at it, look at it with your eyes — your real eyes, not the crazy eyes.”  –Louis C. K.

 

 


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