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Posted March 11, 2012 by Sassy Stew in Rants
 
 

An Open Letter to Ambien

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An Open Letter to Ambien

 

I adore you, my dear friend. You are always there for me when I am in need. I love how just the two of us can have so many adventures and enjoy some fucked up shit together.

Remember that time we took a shower and fell into the curtain laughing our asses off? What about when we joined match.com? God we sure do have some fun times, don’t we?!

It saddens me that I am not always able to recall our wonderful times together, but in my heart of hearts I know that they are all amazing. Okay, maybe not that one phone call to an ex, but still…

The beauty of it all is now that this is in print for the world to see, I will be able to come back tomorrow and see what the fuck I actually wrote.

I love you, friend.

~Sassy

P.S. Could someone please text me and let me know that I wrote this? Kthx.