Archive for May, 2013
HelloGiggles
Hello Giggles; Excuse Me Sir, Did You Order The Meany Pants Special?
If you are a meany pants on my flight, when you order a drink you will more than likely receive what I like to call the “Meany Pants Special”. Click here for the graphic photo evidence…
Editorial
Is Your Pilot Fit to Fly?
If being concerned about the mechanical status of an airplane, the credentials of the pilots, bad weather, or running out of coffee at 35,000 feet aren’t enough to freak you out before your next flight, lucky for you I ha...
HelloGiggles
HelloGiggles; Toilets On Airplanes Do Indeed Flush
Public Service Announcement: Toilets On Airplanes Do Indeed Flush (from HelloGiggles.com) I guess I should start off by walking you through how to actually identify, and then access, the lavatory. The bathroom is the door marke...
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS; Do Not Enter
BREAKING NEWS!! Opening a galley curtain that is CLOSED FOR PRIVACY (probably so your stew can quickly eat their only meal of the day) is the equivalent of me barging into your office without knocking. STOP. IT. NOW. ASSHOLE.
Rants
20 Reasons Your Flight Attendant Might Not Be Happy-Go-Lucky
Let me break it down for you… If your flight attendant isn’t chipper and licking your ass throughout the flight, there is probably a very good reason behind it. The expectations of flight attendants are very high, y...
Rants
It’s POLL TIME! Where Do You Work?
We would love to know where you work. Please vote anonymously below! Also please feel free to state the name of your airline in the comments section if it is not listed and you would like it represented. You can do that anonymo...
