Let’s Play a Game!!
It’s called the “Let me come to your office and plop my fat ass down in the middle of it preventing you from doing your job” game!
Here’s how to play: First you wait until office guy quickly sits to eat his only meal of the day and then bend over — strategically putting your ass in his face and lunch while doing a little yoga in his office. Shit guys! You know what? You can bring your hyped-up kids to this game too! Just have them run around underfoot all employees and then trip office guy so he scalds everyone with the hot pot of coffee he is carrying across the room. And just for shits and giggles — you can also stand directly behind or in front of office guy so he can’t even get to his work space. You MUST do all of said activities while you are complaining about how horrific his company is.
The best part of the game? Office guy is NOT ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN that he didn’t get a beverage or snack because our yoga balls were in his face trapping him in his seat.
OK, so who’s in??!
(feel free to comment anonymously, an email address is no longer needed)
I’m in! BUT, only if I can come to YOUR job and TELL YOU what YOUR job is, because I am a know-it-all PAX that FEELS ENTITLED just because I have a ticket that I may or may not have paid for. Oh, and I’ll expect to be able to be upgraded to FC because I see that a seat is empty and I asked for it.
Sassy u r brilliant ! i discovered ur blog this mornin and just finished reading the last entry. i wish all pax would be given ur stories as a handout before they fly…
whenever some douche comes into my galley i just tell them this is a crew restricted area and ask them politely to get he f* out…especially that my airline has prohibited the curtains dividing us from the plebs….
Yup, been there done that a MILLION times… So, is this your usual route? Are you based in Lubbock? UGH!!!