BREAKING NEWS; The Beverage Edition
BREAKING NEWS!!
During our beverage service I approach a seat bank, make direct eye contact with a female passenger, say hello and ask her what she would like to drink. Before she could reply her rude-ass male seat mate completely ignoring our exchange feels the need to yell out “COKE!!” (HIS order).
I then go to the back galley where I successfully diagnose him as a narcissistic & misogynist asshole.
I should be a fucking psychiatrist.
I always make it a point to ignore them and then make them tell me again what it is they want even though I know.
As a passenger who see’s this crap I think you should be able to punch them square in the face, and am always in awe when you dont
I will ignore a douche bag like that and repeat my question to her as many times as it takes to get her order. I also take my time pouring the drink, ask her if she would like extra ice, the whole can, a glass of water, a cup of coffee, extra snacks…etc. I then leave the cart for a bit, fuck around in F/C or the back galley then come back to the cart and ask him if he would care for a beverage. When he yells out “COKE” the second time I smile while pouring his Coke saying “my pleasure” #dickheadn #ladiesfirst
I serve the entire plane then go back to said d-bag without breaking a smile. All ignoring his arm waves like i forgot. No i didn’t forget you i just am trying to ignore you!
“Don’t you mean to say: Coke, please?”