Posted December 31, 2011 by Sassy Stew in Rants

A Love Letter to 2011 and YOU! Buckle Up for an Even Sassier New Year…

*If this is your first time visiting our site I beg of you to go check out another post or two as this one is not indicative of the site AT ALL. I promise the rest is vaguely comical*

I would like to sincerely thank each and every one of you bastards for being so encouraging and supportive with my endeavors. Your word of mouth (thank fucking god for crew member gossip!), sharing on Facebook, Twitter, etc. has been absolutely invaluable. Without YOU (yeah, I’m talking to you!) there would be no “Sassy”. I honestly can’t thank you enough. If I could give you all some sexy time I totally would.

Sassy’s future is looking pretty fucking badass! I even scored my very own magazine feature. What. The. Fuck.

In 2012 look for more posts; my personal goal being one per week, AND a new and improved podcast. I am planning a completely different and more comedy-based direction with the podcast. The blog’s contents will also be expanding rant topics. If you don’t love it I will mail you a $100 bill — because I am a very rich stewardess. OK, so that last part was a lie and I just laughed my ass off typing it out but since you are reading this you couldn’t hear me, so I had to type out an extra sentence. Anyway, if you’re a stew you are already very familiar with how fucking poor we all are, but I digress…

OH, so speaking of cash — a big fat THANK YOU goes out to those of you who have purchased our “Sassy Gear” to help keep the site running! We are hoping to expand and change up some of the gear in the future, so keep an eye out for some kick-ass shit. I am trying my hardest to keep ads off of the site so it truly helps. Again, thank you!

A very special thanks goes out to Lynette Carolla, Stefanie Wilder-Taylor, Gary Patrick Smith & Kathee Schneider. Lynette has been supporting and loving on Sassy for over a year now, and it truly means the world to me!! Their podcast on iTunes “For Crying Out Loud” is amazing and a MUST LISTEN! I also highly recommend Stefanie’s book “I’m Kind of a Big Deal”. You know why? Because SHE FUCKING IS! I love you all.

Also the following crazy-talented men have made my year by being incredibly supportive and encouraging when they really didn’t need to be. They are amazing people that have really gone out of their way to help me, and I am forever grateful.
DAG (David Alan Grier)
Greg Behrendt
Stephen Tobolowsky
Bert Kreischer
and…Adam Carolla for allowing me to rant along with him about airplane lavatories, shit, AND piss on his podcast. One of my favorite memories of 2011!

Please help me in supporting THEM by going to see their shows, buying their books, listening to their podcasts, following them on Twitter, etc. PAY THAT SHIT FORWARD!

Also please check out some of my favorite comedian Tweeters & show them some love, They have helped to make my year a fucking funny one:
@jennyjohnsonhi5
@moshekasher
@robdelaney
@thesulk
@dannyzuker
@daveanthony
@jennyandteets

Aaaaand a big MUCH LOVE goes out to my amazing daughters, family, BFF, friends, cuddlahs and my colleagues!! I apologize for the shit & neuroses that you put up with on a daily basis, but I love you for it. xxoo

2012 is gonna kick some serious ass, dolls. CHEERS, Happy New Year , and BUH-BYE!

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