Archive for May, 2013
Rants
A Love Letter to 2011 and YOU! Buckle Up for an Even Sassier New Year…
*If this is your first time visiting our site I beg of you to go check out another post or two as this one is not indicative of the site AT ALL. I promise the rest is vaguely comical* A Love Letter to 2011 and YOU! Buckl...
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS; Please Hold
BREAKING NEWS!! During the trash service, very important woman holds up index finger motioning for me to stand in the middle of the cabin like an asshole waiting for her to finish the rest of her seltzer water with a splash of ...
Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That
From the ‘Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That?’ Files
From the ‘Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That?’ Files Inflight at approximately 35,000 feet a grown woman rings her flight attendant call button to ask “Excuse me miss, are we moving right now”? *hea...
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS; The Beverage Edition
BREAKING NEWS!! During our beverage service I approach a seat bank, make direct eye contact with a female passenger, say hello and ask her what she would like to drink. Before she could reply her rude-ass male seat mate complet...
