Archive for May, 2013
Rants
Sassy Helpful Hint; Excess Baggage
Sassy Helpful Hint If there is a bag or item in the overhead bin and it isn’t yours, DON’T FUCKING MOVE IT! (P.S. If said bag says “CREW” all over it AND you have the balls to touch it, I will cut you)
Rants
Stories From Hell; The West Palm Beach Edition
The following conversation took place in the back galley after landing in West Palm Beach while waiting to deplane. Stuck up bitch-ass lady in second to last row: “Ummm, why don’t you just open the back door so I can leave ...
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS; The Search For Row 1
BREAKING NEWS!! Man boards plane and walks to back galley to ask where Row 1 is.
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BREAKING NEWS; I’m Fucking Important
BREAKING NEWS!! Narcissistic woman ignores all announcements, walks her dumbass up front from coach, harshly whips the curtain to the side, walks into the forward lav and shits up the first class bathroom. Stay classy…
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BREAKING NEWS; I’m Fucking Thirsty
BREAKING NEWS!! Lady passes 17 drinking fountains in terminal and gate area to board plane and demand a glass of water. (NOTE: Our website has been updated so that you can now leave com...
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BREAKING NEWS; Reading Light Confusion
BREAKING NEWS!! The little button above your head with the outline of a stewardess holding a tray with a drink on it is NOT the reading light.
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BREAKING NEWS; Tiny Dicks
BREAKING NEWS!! The douchey businessman talking super-fucking loudly on his cell phone so we can all hear how important he is has a tiny dick. (NOTE: Our website has been ...
