Archive for September, 2014
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS
 
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BREAKING NEWS; I Gotta Piss

  BREAKING NEWS!! This just in: Man boards airplane and immediately uses lavatory after sitting in airport terminal for 3 hours. Use Facebook to Comment on this Post
 
Rants
 
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Excuse Me Sir, Did You Order the Asshole Special?

                When you’re an asshole and order a drink, this is what you will receive. I like to call it the “Asshole Special”.   Poured drink given to passenger:   Said...
 
Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That
 
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bitch2

How Do You Say GO FUCK YOURSELF in French?

I hope the raging bitch that I encountered on a trip to a French-speaking country today reads this shit. It may not sound like much, but for me it was enough to make me want to pull her hair out by her horrific dark roots. I wa...

 
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potty training boy

BREAKING NEWS; Kid Figures Out Lav

BREAKING NEWS!! 7-year old uses lavatory, flushes the toilet, washes hands AND closes the door behind him. 43-year old man after him does none of the above.             Use Facebook to Comment on this ...
 
Podcast
 
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Ep. 2 Pilot Chris

  On today’s episode Chris, an airline pilot, joins us. We discuss some not-so-nice iTunes reviews that Sassy received, how one becomes a pilot, passengers looking at us like we have two heads, if being a pilot these day...
 
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free3

Hi, I’m Jane. You Don’t Know Who the Fuck I Am But Give Me Free Tickets. Now.

Shortly after multiple (and ignored) Facebook friend requests from a complete stranger called Jane, I received the following private messages. I have not altered them in any way other than to ”X” out a few identifiers. Oh, ...

 
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Breaking_News

I Was Almost the Asshole Flight Attendant on the News

After reading one of my favorite blogs “Yeah. Good Times.” I thought I would share the following story. (click the title above to visit her hysterically fab blog)   So, this happened… On a recent flight I had...