Archive for May, 2013
Rants
Dear Passengers, Here are the Answers to ALL of Your (Dumb-Ass) Inflight Questions!
A recent conversation with a handsome young stew sparked the following blog entry. Regardless of where we are in the world, or what we are doing during the flight — here are your answers: Q: What River is that down...
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My Hellish Flight as a Passenger Today
I was flying home, plenty of open seats, on my own airline, so of course all is well. Or so I thought… So I am sitting in the last row (my preference) and the seats do not recline. For me that really is no biggie, so whatevs....
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Hey TSA…REALLY??!
OK, so WTF is the deal with crewmembers being forced to go through TSA screenings? I fucking HATE IT!! I don’t know about the rest of you, but I often feel like a complete asshole when I skip ahead in line, especially when a ...
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It’s Called a SAFETY DEMO for a Reason!
Here’s the thing, I really don’t give a shit if you fly a million miles a year (side note: if you’re one of those douchebag business travelers that tries to tell me that you fly more than I do? I have your answer: YOU DON...
