Archive for May, 2013
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Paranoid or Prepared?
A friend from a different airline was kind enough to send me a photo of a passenger on one of their recent flights. This is a legitimate pic that the FA took. Unfortunately this guy was 100% serious. He brought his very own (WT...
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I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE LIZARDS ON MY MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!!
THIS is the type of passenger I get on my plane. Unfortunately this is completely true. The “lizard man” pictured below sat directly in front of me (facing me, of course), and it was fucking FRIGHTENING! Trust me, I...
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8.8M Miles! Meet the Real ‘Up in the Air’ Flier
Secret frequent flier clubs aren’t just for George Clooney and his new movie. Airport lines are a thing of the past for Tom Stuker. So are middle seats, waiting on hold when calling customer service and missed connections...
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I’m Not A Complete Douche
Not that I really give a shit what you think… But yeah, I don’t want to give anyone the wrong impression of me. In real life I’m just like a sweet, fluffy kitten sliding down a rainbow made of unicorns and butterflies. OK...
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50 Secrets Your Pilot Won’t Tell You
Think you know what happens when you fly? Think again. We asked 17 pilots from across the country to give us straight answers about maddening safety rules, inexplicable delays, the air and attitudes up there—and what really h...
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Welcome Aboard: Unfortunate Fashion Victims
I love NASCAR fashion, especially on women. Hawt. Please see my “What not to Wear” post. Sleeves people, wear some god damned sleeves - for fuck’s sake!! That yellow puff? It’s hair. Someone actuall...
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How to be the Perfect Passenger on an Airplane
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10 Ways to Tell if You’re an Annoying Airline Passenger
We’ve probably all been guilty of bugging someone at some point in our travels, but here are a few pointers to make life easier for your fellow travelers and flight crew. By Tracy Stewart, Airfarewatchdog.com With summer ...
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A short list of the Douchebaggery that has occurred thus far on my trip
A soldier in his mid-40’s (Airbourne Division) walks onto the aircraft (yes, that large door with the handle in the front of the plane) and asked me (while pointing towards the back of the aircraft) if Row 1 was “back there...
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From the "Just when I thought I’d seen it all" files…
A passenger walks on board with this 5′ tall check for me to stow. Yes, I said a CHECK. (I thought I’d be nice and cover the name to protect the pax’s privacy)
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Diarrhea ch chh chhhh…
This may not be an aviation-related story, however it is very good evidence of just how retarded people out in the world really are. Here’s the scene, picture it: My daughter and I are at the Doctor’s office for one of her ...
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I guess this means that some pilots aren’t completely sure WHERE their penis is?
Please navigate directly towards the penis. Roger that, Captain.
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What NOT to Wear
If you’re traveling on one of those newfangled fancy jet aeroplanes, there are a few things that you should NOT WEAR whilst flying. It turns out that not only would it be thoroughly embarrassing to those wearing the items out...
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Pillow fight on board — VIDEO! It’s totally fun!
This is BLOODY BRILLIANT! That Lufthansa FA was definitely a good sport. What fun!
