Sassy Spotlight
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Rants
Crack is Whack, Especially on an Airplane.
The story I am about to share with you is 100% true. Yes, this actually happened – although you probably won’t believe me. So a few days ago I only had 2 legs to get home and finish my hellish 4-day long Thanksgiving trip. ... -
Rants
Public Service Announcement: Toilets on Airplanes DO Flush
I guess I should start off by walking you through how to actually identify, and then access the lavatory. The bathroom is the door marked “LAVATORY” (it’s not one of those big doors with the huge handles that you entered ... -
Editorial
So You Think Being A Stewardess Is All About Glamour And Stacks Of Cash?
Okay, so now that I am hopped up on anti-inflammatories, somewhat recovered from the crazy shift at my second job and am semi-ambulatory — I suppose I can finally write this noise. Whoever said “What doesn’t kill you make... -
Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That
How Do You Say GO FUCK YOURSELF in French?
I hope the raging bitch that I encountered on a trip to a French-speaking country today reads this shit. It may not sound like much, but for me it was enough to make me want to pull her hair out by her horrific dark roots. I wa...
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Rants
Crack is Whack, Especially on an Airplane.
The story I am about to share with you is 100% true. Yes, this actually happened – although you probably won’t believe me. So a few days ago I only had 2 legs to get home and finish my hellish 4-day long Thanksgiving trip. ... -
Rants
Public Service Announcement: Toilets on Airplanes DO Flush
I guess I should start off by walking you through how to actually identify, and then access the lavatory. The bathroom is the door marked “LAVATORY” (it’s not one of those big doors with the huge handles that you entered ... -
Editorial
So You Think Being A Stewardess Is All About Glamour And Stacks Of Cash?
Okay, so now that I am hopped up on anti-inflammatories, somewhat recovered from the crazy shift at my second job and am semi-ambulatory — I suppose I can finally write this noise. Whoever said “What doesn’t kill you make... -
Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That
How Do You Say GO FUCK YOURSELF in French?
I hope the raging bitch that I encountered on a trip to a French-speaking country today reads this shit. It may not sound like much, but for me it was enough to make me want to pull her hair out by her horrific dark roots. I wa...
Sassy Stuff
Rants
13 Things You Need To Know Before Ordering A Drink On An Airplane
OK, I am going to break it down for you. Don’t be an asshole when you fly. Entering an aircraft is no excuse to lose all common sense yet many of you do so. Ordering a drink is a fairly simple process, please don’t make it ...
Rants
So This Happened…
On. A. Fucking. Plane. Blue waffle Photoshop done by sassy stew Sam, idea of BW courtesy of sassy stew Heather S.
Rants
If You Have the Nerve to Use These Noxious Items During a Flight, You’re an Asshole.
OK, but seriously…who would think that it is remotely acceptable to use such items inside of an enclosed metal tube with recirculated air?! Nail Polish. For the love of God, do NOT paint your nails during a flight. Everyo...
Safety
Crewmember Safety Tips From an Ex-Cop (ME!)
If for some reason you have never read the subtitle to my blog, I was a police officer back in the day. So yes, I am very anal about this shit (yes, I said anal). So yeah – here are my security tips for flight crew. Use them ...
Rants
Hi, I’m Jane. You Don’t Know Who the Fuck I Am But Give Me Free Tickets. Now.
Shortly after multiple (and ignored) Facebook friend requests from a complete stranger called Jane, I received the following private messages. I have not altered them in any way other than to ”X” out a few identifiers. Oh, ...
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS; Kid Figures Out Lav
BREAKING NEWS!! 7-year old uses lavatory, flushes the toilet, washes hands AND closes the door behind him. 43-year old man after him does none of the above.
Rants
I LIKE MY FUCKING JOB!!
What is so fucking difficult for you to understand? I’m not a dumb-ass. If I hated my job, guess what? I WOULDN’T FUCKING DO IT!! (shit, that’s a lot of “fucks”) Evidently there are a few of you that are unaware of ho...
Rants
Totally Turbulent Times
So just a heads up for you passengers traveling during severe turbulence, please do us all a favor and don’t be a fucking asshole. On my last trip during the beverage service we were hit with some fairly severe turbulence due...
Rants
How Not to be an Asshole When Traveling with Children
After listening to one of my favorite podcasts For Crying Out Loud today, I was inspired to write a little something about air travel with children. I’d like to start off with a lovely story involving my BFF, who also...
Rants
Crack is Whack, Especially on an Airplane.
The story I am about to share with you is 100% true. Yes, this actually happened – although you probably won’t believe me. So a few days ago I only had 2 legs to get home and finish my hellish 4-day long Thanksgiving trip. ...
