Public Service Announcement: Toilets on Airplanes DO Flush
I guess I should start off by walking you through how to actually identify, and then access the lavatory. The bathroom is the door marked “LAVATORY” (it’s not one of those big doors with the huge handles that you entered the aircraft through). Anyway, there is this weird round apparatus located approximately midway up the … Continue Reading
Karma is a Big Fat Bitch (or a very small penis in some cases)
I would like to share a retarded moronic yet rewarding experience that occurred on a recent flight. I was working in the back of the plane, and as you are all probably aware, for some reason everyone needs to come use the bathroom as soon as they board the plane because apparently there aren’t any … Continue Reading
How Not to be an Asshole When Traveling with Children
After listening to one of my favorite podcasts For Crying Out Loud today, I was inspired to write a little something about air travel with children. I’d like to start off with a lovely story involving my BFF, who also happens to be a sassy stew only she’s way hotter. Anyway, a few days ago … Continue Reading
Crack is Whack – Especially on an Airplane
The story I am about to share with you is 100% true. Yes, this actually happened – although you probably won’t believe me. So a few days ago I only had 2 legs to get home and finish my hellish 4-day long Thanksgiving trip. Those in “the biz” are well aware of how the … Continue Reading
Totally Turbulent Times
So just a heads up for you passengers traveling during severe turbulence, please do us all a favor and don’t be a fucking asshole. On my last trip during the beverage service we were hit with some fairly severe turbulence due to bad storms. Of course because we were doing the beverage service at the … Continue Reading
13 Things You Need to Know Before Ordering a Drink on an Airplane
OK, I am going to break it down for you. Don’t be an asshole when you fly. Entering an aircraft is no excuse to lose all common sense, yet most of you do it. Ordering a drink is a fairly simple process, please don’t make it so fucking difficult. 1. Be Prepared. Listen to the … Continue Reading
Adam Carolla Ranting With Flight Attendant About Airplane Lavatories on Podcast
“Adam has an extended conversation with an airline stewardess (Sassy Stew) who complains about people who use the plane toilets and never flush. Adam rants about airline announcements and talks about the proper way to use airplane restrooms.” *NSFW* NOTE: The website has recently been modified so that you can now post comments without … Continue Reading
Would You Like a Little Vag With Your Beverage?
Imagine my horror as I sat in the last row of a CRJ-200 non-reving home today and found out that vags were part of the in-flight entertainment. As most of you are probably aware, this regional jet is not a particularly large aircraft. We, as passengers, are basically sitting shoulder-to-shoulder, so needless to say there … Continue Reading
How to Pack: What Are Your Tips and Tricks?
I would love to have an interactive post regarding packing for a trip. This goes for both flight crew and passengers! You no longer need to submit an email to post your comments, so please share your tips and tricks of packing with us all below, and don’t forget … Continue Reading
Letter Of Apology To The Flying Public (From Flight Attendants)
This “letter of apology” was originally posted by an anonymous flight attendant on Airiners.net. To whoever you are, thank you. I could not have said it any better!! “To the Flying Public: We’re sorry. We’re sorry we have no pillows. We’re sorry we’re out of blankets. We’re sorry the airplane is too cold. … Continue Reading
We FINALLY Have Our Own Community: Check Out The “Crew Room” Tab!
It’s finally here! Our very own BRAND SPANKING NEW message board! We are so excited to have built such a broad community with just our Facebook page, and the natural progression is to have a place like this where we can actually interact closely with each other. I have been wanting to do this since … Continue Reading
The Redeye with Sassy & Bobby: April Fool’s Day Podcast
“Join Sassy Stew and Bobby Laurie for some fun and a little ranting tonight. We have a lot to catch up on, including some big news stories and WTF we are both up to these days.” Sassy, Bobby and callers discuss the JetBlue Captain mid-flight issue as well as the American Airline flight attendant rant. … Continue Reading
An Open Letter to Ambien
An Open Letter to Ambien I adore you, my dear friend. You are always there for me when I am in need. I love how just the two of us can have so many adventures and enjoy some fucked up shit together. Remember that time we took a shower and fell into the … Continue Reading
Hello Giggles; Excuse Me Sir, Did You Order The Meany Pants Special?
If you are a meany pants on my flight, when you order a drink you will more than likely receive what I like to call the “Meany Pants Special”. Click here for the graphic photo evidence…
Is Your Pilot Fit to Fly?
If being concerned about the mechanical status of an airplane, the credentials of the pilots, bad weather, or running out of coffee at 35,000 feet aren’t enough to freak you out before your next flight, lucky for you I have another worry to add to your list: extremely ill pilots operating the aircraft and sick … Continue Reading
HelloGiggles; Toilets On Airplanes Do Indeed Flush
Public Service Announcement: Toilets On Airplanes Do Indeed Flush (from HelloGiggles.com) I guess I should start off by walking you through how to actually identify, and then access, the lavatory. The bathroom is the door marked “LAVATORY” (it’s not one of those big doors with the huge handles through which you entered the aircraft). Anyway, … Continue Reading
BREAKING NEWS; Do Not Enter
BREAKING NEWS!! Opening a galley curtain that is CLOSED FOR PRIVACY (probably so your stew can quickly eat their only meal of the day) is the equivalent of me barging into your office without knocking. STOP. IT. NOW. ASSHOLE.
20 Reasons Your Flight Attendant Might Not Be Happy-Go-Lucky
Let me break it down for you… If your flight attendant isn’t chipper and licking your ass throughout the flight, there is probably a very good reason behind it. The expectations of flight attendants are very high, yet the compensation and working conditions for many of us are incredibly low. Most times we aren’t even … Continue Reading
It’s POLL TIME! Where Do You Work?
We would love to know where you work. Please vote anonymously below! Also please feel free to state the name of your airline in the comments section if it is not listed and you would like it represented. You can do that anonymously as well. No email is needed to comment. Online Surveys – Zoomerang.com
BREAKING NEWS; I’m Better Than You
BREAKING NEWS!! Extremely douchey businessman loudly declares that he flies more than the entire crew combined. Said crew then explodes in excessive laughter.
Ep. 3 Bobby Laurie
Rants and Rebuttals with Bobby Laurie Sassy and Bobby discuss their websites “blowin’ up” and future endeavors involving SSTV (Savvy Stews TV) . Sassy also debunks some of the stereotypes of flight attendants, as well as a few rebuttals to the douchey comments in the “13 Things you Need to Know Before Ordering a … Continue Reading
Let’s Play a Game!!
It’s called the “Let me come to your office and plop my fat ass down in the middle of it preventing you from doing your job” game! Here’s how to play: First you wait until office guy quickly sits to eat his only meal of the day and then bend over — strategically putting … Continue Reading
I LIKE MY FUCKING JOB!!
What is so fucking difficult for you to understand? I’m not a dumb-ass. If I hated my job, guess what? I WOULDN’T FUCKING DO IT!! (shit, that’s a lot of “fucks”) Evidently there are a few of you that are unaware of how to navigate a website properly so I will assist you. I … Continue Reading
A Love Letter to 2011 and YOU! Buckle Up for an Even Sassier New Year…
*If this is your first time visiting our site I beg of you to go check out another post or two as this one is not indicative of the site AT ALL. I promise the rest is vaguely comical* A Love Letter to 2011 and YOU! Buckle Up for an Even Sassier New Year… … Continue Reading
BREAKING NEWS; Please Hold
BREAKING NEWS!! During the trash service, very important woman holds up index finger motioning for me to stand in the middle of the cabin like an asshole waiting for her to finish the rest of her seltzer water with a splash of cranberry and two ice cubes. Fucking whore.
From the ‘Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That?’ Files
From the ‘Did You Really Just Fucking Ask Me That?’ Files Inflight at approximately 35,000 feet a grown woman rings her flight attendant call button to ask “Excuse me miss, are we moving right now”? *head explodes*
BREAKING NEWS; The Beverage Edition
BREAKING NEWS!! During our beverage service I approach a seat bank, make direct eye contact with a female passenger, say hello and ask her what she would like to drink. Before she could reply her rude-ass male seat mate completely ignoring our exchange feels the need to yell out “COKE!!” (HIS order). I then go … Continue Reading
Sassy Helpful Hint; Excess Baggage
Sassy Helpful Hint If there is a bag or item in the overhead bin and it isn’t yours, DON’T FUCKING MOVE IT! (P.S. If said bag says “CREW” all over it AND you have the balls to touch it, I will cut you)
Stories From Hell; The West Palm Beach Edition
The following conversation took place in the back galley after landing in West Palm Beach while waiting to deplane. Stuck up bitch-ass lady in second to last row: “Ummm, why don’t you just open the back door so I can leave NOW”? Me: “You’d have to jump about 15 feet onto the cement where shortly … Continue Reading
BREAKING NEWS; The Search For Row 1
BREAKING NEWS!! Man boards plane and walks to back galley to ask where Row 1 is.
BREAKING NEWS; I’m Fucking Important
BREAKING NEWS!! Narcissistic woman ignores all announcements, walks her dumbass up front from coach, harshly whips the curtain to the side, walks into the forward lav and shits up the first class bathroom. Stay classy…
BREAKING NEWS; I’m Fucking Thirsty
BREAKING NEWS!! Lady passes 17 drinking fountains in terminal and gate area to board plane and demand a glass of water. (NOTE: Our website has been updated so that you can now leave comments without entering your email address, so feel free to join in on the conversation and … Continue Reading
BREAKING NEWS; Reading Light Confusion
BREAKING NEWS!! The little button above your head with the outline of a stewardess holding a tray with a drink on it is NOT the reading light.
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